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No Crumbs. No Door Slams. Good Music Only. – Retro Car Rules T-Shirt

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For drivers who have a few simple rules for their car: No Crumbs. No Door Slams. Good Music Only.

This original automotive lifestyle design combines bold hand-lettered typography with hand-drawn illustrations of crossed-out snack crumbs, a gently closing car door, and a dashboard speaker playing music. Warm cream, burnt orange, faded turquoise, and graphite tones create a distinctive retro-modern look that stands out beautifully on black and dark-colored shirts.

A fun, relatable choice for car lovers, daily drivers, road-trip fans, and anyone who treats their car like their personal space.

Perfect for: car enthusiasts, everyday drivers, birthdays, holidays, road trips, car meets, or a casual automotive-inspired outfit.

Original automotive-themed artwork with no manufacturer logos or branded vehicle imagery.

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
  • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

No Crumbs. No Door Slams. Good Music Only. – Retro Car Rules T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28.35
19.49
9.25
M
29.13
216
9.45
L
29.92
22.64
9.65
XL
31.1
24.61
9.84
2XL
329
26.57
104
3XL
337
28.54
10.24
4XL
33.86
30.51
10.24
5XL
34.65
32.48
10.24

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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